Fart jokes by Robin Williams

You guys, I’m going to see One Direction in concert tomorrow.

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
  • theclearlydope:

Welp, this is the best thing. 
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    theirs:

    a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

    I… um… yeah…
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    barwellz:

honeybucky:

moriarty:

SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD

itS BACK

ALWAYS REBLOG.

    nonelikerae:

    Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.